Warning, the language on this site may not be suitable for young viewers. (Andy' s original text.)(May cause vomiting, the liquid shits, and the crabs) (Pach's text.)That is what happens to you when you look at Pachuka's face head-on. LOL! Anyways... There is a guy in the Sonic Hacking Community that goes by the alias Pachuka. (YAY! that's me!) One can state that Pach is a fan of SSRG for not being afraid to detract from being a typical "fan" site and instead become a "hacking" site. (It's actually a reasearch site, but not knowing what research is is part of Andy's charm.)Hmm, let's see. I wrote the S&K Lock-On technology guide, the first hacking guide of it's kind. I helped form SSRG, I assisted in many projects in the early days (before school took over much of my free time,) etc. (1) One can even say that he admires SSRG, and thus so created a website with a theme and structure quite similar to that of SSRG. (You mean I offer hosting then claim the site as my own and find a new maintainer? Shit, I must have missed that.) No. Before SSRG came to be, there were NO Sonic sites that consisted of hacking and secrets info for all the games under one roof. Or for even a certain span of games for that matter. SSRG was the first to do so. Your excuse for a "hacking / secrets" site follows this model. Though this might appear to be an innocent situation on the surface, his fondness for SSRG eventually turned ugly. (Like Andy does when he gets the small piece of pizza) There are stories from Hollywood of celebrities being murdered by a crazed fan for no reason other than being a fan. Though murder was never involved, the lunitic behavior was involved. (Like creating a larger and mre organized site!) You call your site organized?!? I've seen 6-year olds can do better. All you do is steal content and info from other people, post it and present it in a poor manner with little to no supporting text. You even neglect to credit the source in 90% - 95% of the time. Pach began attacking SSRG and began plotting attempts to cause turmoil within the organization. (Did he honestly use ssrg and organization in the same sentence?) Yes. You told lies to get people to hate me, solicited passwords from staff members to change messages on the SSRG News page, etc. Why are you waffling around facts that I discusses in one of the subsections of the "Pachuka" section of SSRG? Do you have something to hide? He even spread lies and rumors to tarnish the images of various staff members for his own personal amusement. (2) Did you even READ the section on SSRG entitled "The Saxman"? Unless you, and do so carefully, your arguments will be nothing more than silly little rants that have no basis. As a result, many foolishly retaliated against SSRG and those that helped create the Sonic Hacking Community. (Jan, Tom, and ummm, oh, that's it. You forgot to draw a ticket in that line.) It was too much to bear and many became upset for what happened to a community they helped create. Eventually many people, including myself, decided enough was enough and left the community. (And the world mourned.) Jan and Tom never retaliated against SSRG. I was referring to the Sonic Hacking Scene itself. (Not SHaC, but the Sonic Rom hacking & secrets community.)
Oddly enough, people who retaliated are beginning to realize that they were blinded by Pach’s lies and made a mistake. (They
had seen the light! PRAISE BE THE LAWD) Some have even approached me to apologize for their behavior. (Henry, Sonic Tsunami, and Graugh.) I don't recall their screen names, but many who flamed me on AIM over the incidental have emailed or AIMed me and apologized. For the record, Ultra, a former SSRG staff member, was one of these people. I have no clue who Graugh is, but Henry and Sonic Tsunami (a guy you have thing for apparently) never flamed me. I'm not going to defend them or say anything about them because I don't know them. The purpose of this site is to end the lies and rumors Pachuka has generated regarding SSRG and it’s staff members. (Then please get to the part where you do so. I can't seem to locate it in the last half a page of whining and crying.) You know what's funny? It IS on the page. But you so conveniently cut it out in your "reply" and ignored it. It's a shame your mind can't handle a simple introduction.
It will serve this purpose by responding to the false accusations made by Pachuka and hopefully shed some light on the true nature and psychology of the person known as Pachuka. (He is a nut. That zany PACHUKA guy.) With this information available publicly, my hope is that people will learn SSRG’s matter of the dilemma and be able to create an informed discussion as to how is correct. (Translation: Please support my dead site because some mean man made fun of me.) Translation: Pachuka is a jerk. The site contains info about why this is so.
Wrong. I have a job and I am in school. Unlike you, there are people in this world who actually work for a living and don't live with mommy and daddy. (Note that Pach's reply is in regards to a "sexual-theme", implying that he has no argument which to base his reply. ) (1) On the links page to an older version of Pachuka’s site, he had a paragraph of text that praised SSRG for the reasons paraphrased above. (Duh, I've laid out many times publicly I wanted to make a compilement site. HOLY SHI I AM TEH CAUGHT.) I can not confirm nor deny that statement for I was not a regular visitor to your obnoxious site. However, I will take your word for it.
Actually, people on AIM bring these threads to my attention by forwarding me to pages on your message board. (In some cases, you have people AIMing me to go to the message board or your website to see what you wrote about me.) |
Who said I came out of retirement? Just because I spruce-up some things on SSRG and add this "Pachuka: The Zealous Fan" page does not mean I am back. Are you bothered by the thought that I might return?!? If so, why?
Oh, by the way, you neglected to "make fun of" the following
subsections: